Neuroticism

Those who score high on neuroticism may experience negative feeling such as anxiety, anger, or depression. People with high levels are emotionally reactive to events that would not affect most people with reactions that tend to be more intense than others. They are more likely to interpret ordinary situations as threatening, and minor frustrations as hopelessly difficult. My score: 103.75 %

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The night was spent at Steak Palace assisting in providing the city with red meat and booze. I swear that it's Jesus' second stop on his Return to Earth World Tour, right after the Circus Circus Casino. I have never experienced so much debauchery, and it gets worse; it seems the norm. Oil and Gas "professionals" letting loose like it's some sort of frat party or recess depending on if it's dinner or lunch.

I have never laughed so hard in my life. Some servers get really pissed off about having demanding customers... I fucking love snotty customers... especially over the 'really nice 10 percenting cheapo's who mean well.' The snoots always have some kind of personality disorder, desired social status and addiction not to mention a platinum amex. It's the perfect storm when I'm putting on the dinner and a show. You can't be rude to really nice customers, it's poor form, even when they start with the requested menu modifications and 10 % tips, they will be the first to file a complaint, the fuckers.

The rude ones never want to suggest that they were being an asshole in the first place, so you simply have to stay within the boundaries... I try not to roll my eyes directly in eyesight of all of the guests, but I make sure that someone at the table notices, "he just rolled his eyes, did you see that?" PRICELESS.

If it's a table of 6 or more, always make friends with several of the prettier women, one man and one ugly chick, love the ugly chick, romance the ugly chick. Don't waste all of your time with the host of the party. It's a waste of valuable time, they already want to take all of the credit and are willing to pay for this 'experience.' And if you start the one-man show for them, they will all of a sudden be directing it, and to HELL with that.

Maybe I will become a psychologist/hooker, I apparently fair well when getting paid to fuck with people.