Friday, July 9, 2010

It's that time again

Cowboy hats, daisy dukes, farmer tans and debauchery.
The Greatest Outdoor Show on Earth has resurrected once more for it's annual assault on this poor city.
The animal rights groups get their panties in a knot, everygirl dresses as though auditioning for "Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy" part deux and every guy, regardless of age, race, financial situation and acne believes that this is finally the year he is gonna 'smash some box'.

The city is plastered building to building with slogans such as "YAHOO! and YEE-HAW!, and it's begining to look a lot like Texas"

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